Posted 6 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

(Source: hawkeyesanddolls)

Posted 2 weeks ago

me and bae having sex

  1. bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  2. me: put a quarter in the swear jar
Posted 2 weeks ago

willfuckfornuggets:

My ideal relationship is like:

Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX

*repeat as necessary*

Posted 2 weeks ago

(Source: b-n-dslife)

Posted 2 weeks ago

misogynistowner:

Take every opportunity to remind him why he keeps you around.

Posted 2 weeks ago

(Source: bulimiccokehead)

Posted 3 weeks ago

Going in the cat walk

Posted 3 weeks ago

(Source: 80-0)

Posted 3 weeks ago

(Source: dailycube)

Posted 3 weeks ago

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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Posted 3 weeks ago
electricplasmid:

oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model


Callin batman in the ring like

electricplasmid:

oolongearlgrey:

THIS is the face of victory

he looks like a fucking gmod model

Callin batman in the ring like

Posted 4 weeks ago
I like a girl but I'm scared to tell her what do I do
Anonymous asked

napalmthekids:

I don’t fuckin know why did you ask me

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity)