Posted 8 hours ago

(Source: ahoydykeo)

Posted 15 hours ago

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

Posted 16 hours ago

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

Posted 19 hours ago

shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 3 days ago

labrinx:

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

This is something they don’t teach us. Instead they teach us to lean and rely on people when really we should be holding our own hand. They never told us how to deal with losing loved ones and being left astray. We’re left broken and hurt because we weren’t prepared. We never expected bad things to happen because they never taught us that anything bad would ever happen. They never taught us.

(Source: sediti0n)

Posted 3 days ago

no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: fuukevery1)

Posted 3 days ago

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)

Posted 3 days ago

(Source: swedishfishrule)

Posted 3 days ago

riize:

The orange juice bit fucking killed me 

(Source: materiajunkie)

Posted 1 week ago

My manager says he wants to stop seeing selfies in our cubicles.

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: undsasha)

Posted 1 week ago

The drums.

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: amoebalanding)

Posted 1 week ago