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cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

Posted 2 days ago

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Posted 4 days ago

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Posted 4 days ago

Women are amazing and beautiful.

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Posted 5 days ago

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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momobong:

ojalá la concha de tu madre

momobong:

ojalá la concha de tu madre

Posted 5 days ago

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

Posted 6 days ago

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute)

Posted 6 days ago

wtfdrums:

Happy “Hug A Drummer” day!!!

Posted 6 days ago